
Stuff to think about the next time you are at the flying field.
A fool and his money are soon flying more airplane than he can handle.
Airplanes are near perfect; all they lack is the ability to forgive.
Always fly your airplane until it stops moving.
Always remember to fly your airplane with your head, not your hands.
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are for.
Better to hit the far fence at five MPH than the close fence at approach speed.
Good habits deteriorate over time.
Most airplane accidents are because the pilot did too much too soon, followed very quickly by too little too late.
Nothing can be accomplished without taking any chance at all.
The only time an airplane has too much fuel on board is when it’s on fire.
There are two kinds of airplanes. Those you fly and those that fly you.
There is no such thing as a natural born pilot.
The worst day of flying still beats the best day of real work.
To invent an airplane is nothing. To build it is something. To fly it is everything.
To most people, the sky is the limit. To those who love aviation, the sky is home.
Truly superior pilots are those who use their superior judgment to avoid those situations where they might have to use their superior skills.









Good one. A few airplane funnies: http://hmfc.tamborine.to/jokes-1
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Thanks. I tried to select stuff that is funny but also has some deep wisdom.
“You too can make a million dollars in aviation. Just start with two million dollars!”
Good one!
“Remember: takeoffs are optional, landings are mandatory!”
“In aviation there is nothing as useless as the fuel left in the tanker, the runway behind you and the sky that remains above you.”
“In aviation there are old pilots and bold pilots, but you will never find an old bold pilot.”
“La velocidad y la altura, conservan la dentadura!”
(“The speed and the height, save your teeth!”)
“Know your limitations and your aircraft limitations, and Never exceed either one of them!” (Bob Hoover)
“Safety is no accident!”
This one is mine:
“No matter how many preflight items you check, how many times you check them, It will be the items that you leave unchecked that will get you in trouble.”
Thank you! Those are all good ones.
Re: http://rcadvisor.com/clever-aviation-sayings
“The only time an airplane has too much fuel on board is when it’s on fire.”
I nearly crashed, and probably burned, once in my own plane (a Cessna 140) when I gassed up just before taking an instructor up for some training. We were so over-gross that we had problems taking off and climbing. If you changed your clever saying to ‘model airplane’ I would go along with it.
Dang. That sounds scary.
I tried to pick sayings that applied to both models and full-size airplanes.